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adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

This is a stupid invention. Why the hell would I want to know what the last person got in their drink by tasting it in mine? Not to mention the drinks taste like shit no matter what you get. Coke doesn’t taste like Coke. The added flavorings are the only cool idea with it. Also it’s going to take decades for all the old people who can’t fucking figure these damn things out, which make long ass lines, because there’s no instructions with the fucking machines. These things just piss me off.

mst3kman:

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Chibi Haley Darkiplier by MrBuckalew

Version of Darkiplier belongs to haleyscomett-art

Places you can find me

Get awesome Sweg or whatever you wanna call it here: www.redbubble.com/mrbuckalew
Sub to my Youtube Channel for Let’s Plays and Speed Paints: www.youtube.com/missingminds
Follow me on Twitter: www.twitter.com/MST3KMAN
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RP with Abrightvale18

abrightvale18:

mst3kman:

They are quiet for a several minutes until, “What reason does people as the clergy have for entrusting such a task to a female elf?” he asks, “For a sexist and xenophobic people you seem to have earned their trust.” he adds. Never agreeing with the church and more often than not having a run in with them in the past, he wasn’t one to trust them. But to make a choice as assigning her for this job is very uncharacteristic of them.

She remembered the scene like it was yesterday. A battlefield littered with bloody bodies, some dismembered and others run through with arrows. In the midst of it stood a knight in tarnished and crimson-stained armor. When the knight removed its helmet, long tendrils of red-brown hair tumbled forth and pointed ears revealed themselves. A woman had protected the church, all in the name of The Lord…so to speak. “I think it’s one of those saint respect things. I was nearly made a martyr for the cause of the church, and since I survived, they’re convinced I have God on my side.”

"Heh." he exhales in a cynical fashion, "I wouldn’t know about God being on anyone’s side." he adds. In his life there was not room for putting your faith in a god or gods. If anything if the gods do live, the ones of darkness and death are all that thrive.

"All I do know is your will and your blade are all you need by your side. It is amazing to see how far just those two things will get you." he says looking back at the convoy. Having this few of men to protect the most important man in the kingdom doesn’t settle well with Ry. He would think at least a small army would come along. He turns back to look ahead, hoping that they don’t run into trouble. The Church may believe in miracles, but faith alone won’t get them far.

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